Ride or die
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bakerstreet
You were supposed to split up once it was safe.
This being dwrp, you failed to calculate what your feelings would say on the matter.
HOW TO PLAY
- Post with your character.
- Run, run, as fast as you can
( prompts )
Texts from before time
Sep. 9th, 2026 07:32 amcutenonny posting in bakerstreet
Texts from Right Before
Something is about to happen.
For now, though, there's still a phone between you.
The message can be important or completely ordinary. Neither of you knows what the next ten minutes hold.
Send the text before the scene.
How to Play
- Post with your character, canon, prefs, etc.
- Tag around. Pick a prompt, roll, or bring your own.
Kiss me even when it hurts
Sep. 9th, 2026 05:31 ampostingmemes posting in bakerstreet
RIGHT KISS, WRONG TIME
There's never a bad time for a kiss. That said, there may be inconvenient ones, like mid-argument, while hiding, while the blood's still drying, or five seconds before somebody has to leave. Who's holding it against you, though?
Holding their lips against yours, maybe.
Now?
Right now?
How to Play
→ Comment with your character + preferences.
→ Others send an emoji for when they want the kiss to happen (or vice versa).
→ Give them a starter where the kiss is right and the timing is terrible.
Breed em
Sep. 8th, 2026 08:31 pmlookatthatslut posting in bakerstreet |
We have the pregnancy and pregnant smut meme, but this meme is for the act of impregnation, which is a kink in and of itself, especially when lots of focus is given to in through narration and dialogue. And of course it's a versatile kink, lending itself well to consensual, vanilla, non-con, and many many other things. And there's mpreg, too! Let's cut to the chase: this is a meme about impregnation, whether it's the doing or the getting. There are prompts for all tastes, even those who just enjoy the idea and not the reality. HOW? * Comment with your character, preferences, and anything else. Also include if you want your character to be doing the impregnating or want to be the one impregnated. ( prompts ) |
I'm only dreaming.
Sep. 8th, 2026 05:43 pmmillennialpause posting in bakerstreet
the n i g h t m a r e a f t e r m a t h meme
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The nightmare is over. Your body disagrees. You might wake screaming, or someone might find you halfway down the hall following whatever called you out of bed. Maybe the person beside you died in the dream and now you need proof they didn't. The nightmare can stay a mystery. This is the mess it leaves behind.
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01 WAKE THEM: You awaken screaming their name. By the time they reach you, you're conscious enough to see them yet not quite aware enough to know who they are. |
Beddy
Sep. 8th, 2026 01:14 pmmorphs posting in bakerstreet just one bed There was meant to be a second bed. how to play • Leave your character, info, prefs in a comment. prompts ( Read more... ) |
Destroy everything you touch
Sep. 8th, 2026 12:07 pmisockenstein posting in bakerstreetThis Won't End Well
In our bones, we all know this kind of relationship.
Maybe the ending was written long before either party showed up. One of them might've made a terrible decision and spent the rest of the story paying for it. Or, despite all good intentions, the universe simply took one look at two people’s happiness and said, "absolutely not."
The endgame isn't making it to the finish line. No. Our goal here is far, far worse. We need to make everyone miserable when the whole love falls apart.
How to play: Roll, pick, combine, ignore the numbers entirely. Whatever gets your characters into the most emotionally expensive situation possible.
( Read more... )Okay Ms Marple
Sep. 8th, 2026 11:52 ampippilongsockings posting in bakerstreet
The "5 Ws" Meme
On the shoulders of giants like Sherlock Holmes and Jessica Fletcher, your character's going to get answers to the most burning mysteries they have about others.
RULES
- ○ Comment with your dude.
- ○ Interrogate other dudes using the Five Ws.
- ○ Consent to interviews you may get!
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Angst
Sep. 8th, 2026 11:09 amasoftermeme posting in bakerstreetANGST MEME
Sometimes we all want to play some angst and see just how far our characters will fall.
- - Post your characters, name and series in the subject along with any preferences.
- - Go to random.org and roll.
- - Play!
1. just depressed.
Things are tough, you're feeling worn out, or whatever the case, you're depressed. You need help or someone else thinks you do anyway.
2. abandoned.
You were left behind by everyone you hold dear and now you're forced to see how well they've adjusted, how happy they all are while you're screaming inside.
3. sick.
Cold, flu, or something even worse, all you can do is lay back and let someone take care of you.
4. fight.
You've been fighting nonstop with the other person and it just keep escalating.
5. break up.
You're being broken up with and they won't reconsider... Damn.
6. separated.
For some reason, you've been separated from the other person for a long time.
7. kidnapped.
You've been held captive for how long now? Maybe they've been torturing you even, using your blood to write ransom notes, threatening to cut off fingers to send next, etc. Rescue is on the way though, right?
8. beaten up.
Just because someone didn't like you or maybe they wanted something you had, whatever the case is, you're coming home sporting some nasty wounds and bruises.
9. jealousy.
You just have this undeniable jealousy suddenly and you need to let it out.
10. cheated on.
This goes beyond just suspicion and you have full on proof of what your lover has done. How do you handle it?
11. apathetic.
You're not sad, you're not happy, you just... don't feel much anymore. The sparkle of life has gone right out of you and you're just going through the motions now.
12. addicted.
Drugs, alcohol, whatever your drug of choice is, you can't fight the draw and you can't draw yourself out of the hole, but the other person is going to try.
13. bad romance.
You know this isn't good for either of you, but you can't stop now.
14. fear.
Nightmares, the feeling someone is following you, etc. You can't shake the feeling.
15. insanity.
You're seeing things and hearing them, waking up only to realize you've done things you don't remember or you're in a place you weren't before. You're losing it and you don't know what to do.
16. guilt.
It's eating you up inside and you have to tell someone about it now. You want to be punished and you won't take no for an answer.
17. loss
You've lost something dear to you.
18. wild card.
Combine some options or make your own!
Shipping picture prompts
Sep. 8th, 2026 09:12 amsarabi posting in bakerstreet
shipping picture prompts
| o1. comment with your character and prefs in a top level. o2. reply to others, complete with pictures and gifs! o3. cook up something shippy from those inspirational ingredients. |
link 'em: embed 'em: shrink 'em: |
Fellas, is it gay to date the homies
Sep. 8th, 2026 09:05 amweebsock posting in bakerstreet
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♡ the date meme ♡
Dinner. A movie. Maybe a walk somewhere after, assuming neither of you has run out of things to say. Dates aren't supposed to be complicated. Mostly, you sit across from somebody and find out whether the conversation can carry the night. For once, nobody has to save the world before dessert. Probably. You've faced worse than a shared appetizer.
♡ Post your character. Name, canon, and preferences go in the subject line.
♡ Tag around. RNG a prompt or pick whichever one looks like trouble. ✿ ✿ ✿
01. first date. You asked. They said yes. Now there's a reservation with your name on it and no plan for what happens after the small talk runs out.
02. blind date. A mutual friend swears you two are perfect for each other. All you know going in is a name and a table number.
03. fake date. It's for the cover story, or maybe you just need your family to stop asking questions. Either way, this is completely practical.
04. bad date. Everything that could go wrong has, and the night's still young. Salvage it or order something expensive and see how much worse this can get.
05. double date. The couple who suggested this is fighting in the parking lot. You two barely know each other. Their appetizer is getting cold.
06. staying in. Takeout containers on the table. You're wearing something that probably belongs to them. Somehow this is still the best night you've had in months.
07. all dressed up. The occasion is an opera, a gala, or somebody else's wedding. Whatever it is, you both clean up better than expected, which is going to be a problem.
08. the long haul. After years together, tonight's job is proving you can still surprise each other.
09. the redo. The first attempt crashed and burned. One of you wants another shot, and asking twice turns out to be harder.
10. rivals. You can't stand each other. So why did you say yes? More importantly, why are you both trying this hard?
11. the setup gone sideways. You came along to third-wheel, chaperone, or keep an eye on somebody else's date. Then they left. The check didn't.
12. rained out. Whatever you planned isn't happening anymore. You're wet, annoyed, and making do with the first shelter you found.
13. the competition. Mini golf. Trivia night. Something that was supposed to be harmless. Then one of you started keeping score.
14. interrupted. You got fifteen good minutes before real life came looking for you again.
15. morning after. You were supposed to go home last night. That clearly didn't happen. So. Breakfast?
16. the anniversary of nothing. There's no occasion. One of you just felt like doing something nice and got a little carried away.
17. out of town. Nobody here knows either of you. That makes some things easier to say.
18. wildcard. Bring your own disaster.
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Sep. 8th, 2026 02:02 ammemeocracy posting in bakerstreet
the phone sex +
sexting meme
what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires. |
Lap pillow
Sep. 7th, 2026 02:02 pmgroupon posting in bakerstreet
lap pillow
Physical closeness is supposed to be a gradual thing. Eye contact first, then incidental touches, then maybe a hug if you're both feeling brave. There's a whole ladder. Nobody skips rungs. Oh? You skipped two by accident when your head fell into an open lap? You little rebel. You're wwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay past the point where getting up would fix anything. Try not to make eye contact, 'kay? One look into their eyes and you'll never live this down.
→ character info and etc in the top level.
→ are you the pillow? are you the pillow-appreciator? inquiring minds!
→ tag. if you get hopelessly, disgustingly adorable, i won't judge you.
( prompts )
Soulmates as horror
Sep. 7th, 2026 10:09 amfoundparadise posting in bakerstreet
FATED FOR WORSE
BAD
There is someone in this world made for you.
That is what everyone says, anyway.
Somewhere, there is a person whose soul fits yours: someone written into you before you ever met, waiting at the other end of whatever thread, mark, dream, scar, or old piece of magic proves that neither of you was ever entirely your own.
Sometimes, finding them is wonderful.
Other times, you look into the face of the person fate chose for you and realize that something has gone terribly wrong.
They're your enemy. They're cruel. They're afraid of you, or you are afraid of them. One of you loves somebody else. Perhaps you already tried to make it work and learned, the difficult way, exactly how much damage two people can do when everyone keeps insisting they belong together.
You can leave.
The mark remains.
WORSE
Then the bond begins to hurt.
Perhaps it always did, and nobody thought that part worth mentioning.
Your soulmate bleeds, and you wake with blood beneath your fingernails. Roots may be curling around bone before you even know they are there. A healthy tooth comes loose over breakfast. At odd hours, your pulse catches on a rhythm that isn't yours.
Distance can make you sick. Proximity may do stranger things.
Whatever lives in the bond has decided the two of you belong together.
Your body agrees.
HOW TO PLAY
- Comment with your character, canon, preferences, and whatever soulmate rules apply.
- Roll from BAD for a wrong, unwanted, or doomed match; roll from WORSE for the physical horror of the bond; or choose from both.
- Roll from WHAT NOW? if you want an immediate scene.
- Play the horror anywhere from unsettling to grotesque according to everyone's limits.
- Soulmate bonds may be romantic, platonic, familial, or something harder to define.
- Thread!
CONTENT WARNING: body horror, involuntary bodily changes, blood, injury, decay, and other potentially graphic soulmate-bond effects.
( WORSE: body horror / what does the bond do? )
( WHAT NOW? )
Don't go through my outbox, it's messy
Sep. 7th, 2026 10:06 amtheseshadesaregucci posting in bakerstreet
ｕｎｓｅｎｔ ｔｅｘｔｓ
| ① comment with your character. ② repliers queue up a text (or two or three to choose from) that they typed up, but never sent. ③ only they fat-fingered and set them flying out of the outbox into infamy. ④ it's two in the morning jfc why are you asking me if i'd love you if you were a worm? no, i don't think my little pony is a metaphor for communism. go to sleep. check out theunsentproject if you'd like more serious ideas. |
How old are you now
Sep. 6th, 2026 08:02 pmkwisockhaderach posting in bakerstreet
GUESS THEIR AGE
Okay, no cheating.
Look at the character above you and guess how old they are.
Maybe they look exactly their age. Maybe they’ve got one of those faces where the answer could reasonably be anywhere between nineteen and forty. Maybe your character takes one look and gets it so wrong that there’s no recovering gracefully.
Only one way to find out. Drop your best guess!
HOW TO PLAY
- Comment with your character.
- Other characters reply with their best guess at how old yours is.
- Go by what your character would actually see or know. No peeking at canon ages to get the answer right.
- Jump in on characters you’ve never threaded with before. New CR is what memes are for!
- Have fun.
❤️❤️❤️ meme
Sep. 6th, 2026 07:00 pmrocksockrobots posting in bakerstreet
You know the drill:
♥ — Comment with your character.
♥ — Copy/paste the appropriate hearts to reply to other characters.
♥ — Fill in alternate text as desired.
♥ — This hearts meme contains the usual hover hearts plus optional mobile-friendly versions for the best of both worlds.
Morning
Sep. 6th, 2026 02:41 pmsausagefests posting in bakerstreet
┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ a meme
→ COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE.
→ PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND HIT UP RNG (01-10), OR CHOOSE A SCENE OF YOUR OWN.
→ PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY.
( keep in mind that sexual scenarios are the basis of this meme! please enter with caution )
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